Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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