I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
