no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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