Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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