I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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