Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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