You're completely useless in the revolution.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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