i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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