Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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