It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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