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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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