we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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