She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
When are your genitals available?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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