WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
