So drunk its hurt
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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