I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
this will be a night to untag.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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