the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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