and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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