I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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