if you like me you must not know who I am
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Be still, my beating vagina.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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