Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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