How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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