Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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