I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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