why didn't you poke me back
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
