I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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