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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!

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  we need a boat to join in

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  Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?

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  you.

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  oh yeah. preciate

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.

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  He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.

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  Ok, i'm coming over

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.

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• (212): View more from New York

  All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.

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