Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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