I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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