Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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