walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Alive.
So much puke
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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