Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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