I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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