I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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