I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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