better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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