would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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