All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
lol hangovers are for mortals.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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