NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
