Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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