I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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