Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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