dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
