is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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