I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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