Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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