i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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