Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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