No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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