So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Randomize
