so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Randomize
