Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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