I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
We're too hungover to prance.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
