I'm really into asian looking animals
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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