butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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