That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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